Andratx - Balearic Islands - Spain

Nice course & unfriendliest staff ever met? Not in my book. Rubbish course in addition to very arrogant staff. with really totally rubbish greens & some fairways and tees where you will slip over due to this very poor quality grass. How can you expect to run a Golf Course where only half of the course is playable. I have played on many courses. Not only in Mallorca, but in Ireland, Great Britain where we have the famous British Open. I also play Poniente and Puerta Ponca, and in future I shall ONLY play there. On those courses you can actually drive on the fairways and there is a very pleasant atmosphere with Spanish Staff always there with a kind word and a smile.

I am sure we can all list elements we like to see in a course design.

Not unlike many reviewers on this site, I tend to enjoy courses which require thought on the tee and give many options playing into greens. I am not too fussed about green speeds as long as the greens offer lots of variety and roll reasonably true.

When pushed, I am equally sure we can also come up with a list of things we are not too fond of. In my case, that would mean penal designs in general, designs which require buggies and designs which offer few options but aerial attack into greens. This does not mean hilly sites are out: I have played courses laid out in such terrain where the designer has managed to create an enjoyable walk, often making the most of the great views on offer. Unfortunately, this course is not one of them.

For me, Andratx ticks all the boxes on the negative side and only one on the positive side: it does require thought before each tee-shot, ideally also a course planner and a distance-measuring device. I had both and left the driver in the bag most of the time. As a result I had a good score, but I shudder to think how many golf balls an out-of-form and out-of-season fourball (of men with higher handicaps) would lose from the tee before giving up as many yellow tees are sited well away from fairways in such inhospitable places that artificial turf has been used to make them playable!

Playing in the late afternoon, I passed at least two groups of older men who seemed to have parked their buggies at the halfway house. They seemed to enjoy themselves royally and showed no inclination to continue playing.

Given the even hillier layout of the back nine, probably a good move.